Now Hiring: Executioner
You can always count on one thing in a bad economy. The explosion of growth in the manufacturing of rumors. It is a delightful display of discontent generally handed down upon someone that lacks the characteristics needed to fabricate this sort of commodity.
Let me tell you boys, there is a business for this and business is a “boomin’”!
So let’s hang ‘em high and get on with it. We will have social gatherings that will wear shiny pins with secret handshakes and promise worldly change. They will convene and someone will go on trial. Who? Never can tell. Maybe it will be a pastor, a computer technician, the A/C guy or better yet, the guy that gives free samples at the mall.
It was considered that we would use an electric chair, but it was not guaranteed to be safe and it would require an extra generator. See, we need all the power we can get to make funnel cakes, caramel apples and “chicken on a stick”. We may be unruly, but never uncivilized.
The issue is that there are many out there that would like to intervene. They would like to be more like Christ. They are just afraid they will also get nailed to a cross.
Which side will you be on today?
Romeo: “Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.”
Mercutio: “No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but ’tis enough, ’twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”
