Hyperion Avenue

This place is absolutely crazy. I never imagined the debauchery seen here. Special note: Just because you can dress as Princess Lea does not mean you should.

What a day!

Too often lately we are spending more countless, and may I mention useless hours in the argument about the community center in New York.  I really don’t see what the deal is.  We bought it.  It was drawn from your last payroll check.  See, what we fail to remember is that we just gave another $60 Billion USD to Afghanistan.

Yes, the same Afghanistan that produces more resistance against our “Freedom Fighters”.  Coincidentally, it is the same country that we provided clandestine support and training in the 80′s.  Not many people know that and most that do, dispute it.  Check the books…

The government you elected is the same that supports what you hate.

New York, the city that is tunnel vision and truly believes they are All-American, this is your reality check.  You are all sponsored by China.  Got it?

$1 Trillion dollars is the current amount of the national debt that is owed directly to China.  If they were to call in the debt, it would be enough to collapse the worldwide economy in one shot.  So, suck it up and enjoy the food.  You are paying for it.

Like most citizens in this current depressed state, we would default anyway.

That is the issue with only focusing on what is owed to you and not what you are indebted to others.

You can always count on one thing in a bad economy. The explosion of growth in the manufacturing of rumors. It is a delightful display of discontent generally handed down upon someone that lacks the characteristics needed to fabricate this sort of commodity.

Let me tell you boys, there is a business for this and business is a “boomin’”!

So let’s hang ‘em high and get on with it. We will have social gatherings that will wear shiny pins with secret handshakes and promise worldly change. They will convene and someone will go on trial. Who? Never can tell. Maybe it will be a pastor, a computer technician, the A/C guy or better yet, the guy that gives free samples at the mall.

It was considered that we would use an electric chair, but it was not guaranteed to be safe and it would require an extra generator. See, we need all the power we can get to make funnel cakes, caramel apples and “chicken on a stick”. We may be unruly, but never uncivilized.

The issue is that there are many out there that would like to intervene. They would like to be more like Christ. They are just afraid they will also get nailed to a cross.

Which side will you be on today?

Romeo: “Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.”

Mercutio: “No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but ’tis enough, ’twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”